Go Speed Racer, Go.

What’s the best way for a teenage pop star to escape a mob of screaming tweens?

a) limo

b) tour bus

c) the shoulders of your bodyguard

d) segway

Correct! The most (energy) efficient way to flee the scene of autograph hungry monsters is by segway, of course!

Check out Biebs making his brave getaway in AZ after being recognized on account of his lesbian haircut and alto voice.

Hmmmmmm….Arizona has crazy immigration laws…Bieber is from Canada…Segways move fast…Is there another story here?



July 28, 2010. Tags: . Stupid/Funny.

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