Please, take your tweet.

OK, today’s tweet comes to us from Jon Gosselin’s pre-pubescent mistress hAiLeY gLaSsMaN. Wait. Why do I spell it in such an odd way? O ya, it’s because this is how the classy college graduate spells it on twitter.

from hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1: “Going to Shul with family, then tonights ny Giants game! We better win!! :-)”

Poor Hailey. She is somewhat misinformed. This week is Rosh Hashana (The Jewish New Year). The Day of Atonement (Yom Kippur), where we apologize for our wicked acts, like stealing a father of 8 away from his family, isn’t for a few weeks. Going to Shul today won’t wash away the stench of trash and moron. They’re deep in the fibers now, sweetheart. nbd.

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September 20, 2009. Tags: . Uncategorized.

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